The Pizza Bandit

   
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January 14, 2010, 07:35 PM

“Today my home was surrounded by Police, FBI, SWAT teams armed with machine guns and even a sniper that set up position in front of the house (not a good sniper since I spotted him right away). They insisted there was a pizza bandit hiding in my home. This is no joke.”

Source:  http://www.dailypaul.com/node/121528

Apparently, some nutjob has been robbing pizza joints, and the police suspected him of hiding out in this American’s home.  The American, knowing his Constitutional rights, wouldn’t let them in for an unlawful search, as he certainly wasn’t harboring a “pizza bandit”.  So, the cops began to act like jackasses, and eventually backed off when they realized that the guy was telling the truth.  Good on him for not letting them trample upon his rights!

The “official” story:

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_14181026

 

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January 14, 2010, 11:34 PM

lol…  Of course, the real story and the reality of the situation is probably the 200 pounds of marijuana that the guy had in a closet that he’d been growing on his farm out in the country -which was why he denying entry in the first place- but yeah, I’m certainly an avid supporter of constitutional rights!

When I was living in my poverty apartment -you know, the place in the pictures of the laser helmet instructions- the parolled son of the woman downstairs was running from the cops and hid in a neighbors house.  They thought he had run into her apartment, though, and they were demanding entry to check.  She kept refusing and refusing and refusing -and they were bullying her a bit, and they even told her “Look, we don’t give a damn about the joint you are smoking”.  But anyway, yeah… her son obviously wasn’t in the apartment, but she wouldn’t let the cops in because of the drugs.  I’m sure when she retold the story, she left that part out and only mentioned the bully cops!  lol…

FYI, that kid had one of those prison tear drop tattoes under his eye.  Wow… there isn’t any going back after that!


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January 15, 2010, 12:22 AM

Prison tear drops?  Jeez…that’s just horrible, LOL.  Funny story though man.

 

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January 24, 2010, 12:57 PM

You lived over Johnny Depp’s mother?

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